Big mistake

Troian Bellasario committed the unthinkable when she crossed into Orphan Black and stole Helena’s boyfriend: Jesse the tow truck driver. Whatever crimes she committed in Pennsylvania or Jamaica pale in comparison to this act of betrayal. There is no refuge on the mainline. Helena is a force of nature that knows no boundaries. So it came as no surprise when Troian’s body was found gutted and hanging from the bell tower in Rosewood PA. How did she not see that coming? Another tragic example of how failing to heed the warnings of Orphan Black may be hazardous to your health. May she rest in peace.

Chelsea

Chelsea is a high-end escort who can provide a ‘girlfriend experience' with such warmth and conviction that you almost forget the cold calculating environment you're in … where intimacy is just another transaction. It’s eerie. Outside of work she reverts to being unsociable ...relating to people in an almost robotic manner.  She prefers to be alone. She is into sex big-time … just not on the job. Remote, online interactions are what she craves. Every night after work she peruses video chat sites anonymously where she gets off watching strangers get off watching her get off. Sort of like an escalating feedback loop. She recently invested a small fortune in high-speed online video equipment with mounted camcorders and two enormous screens suspended over her bed.

Background: Growing up beautiful meant she got a lot of attention … not all of it welcome. She couldn’t tell whether people were into her for her personality or her looks. Physical attraction was often short-lived and painful. Now she avoids commitment and shuns attention. Her sexuality has become more like a means of exchange that she  uses to get what she wants.

Triple Dog Dare

Didn't think she'd actually do it. Did you …? OK, do you see anything...? How long before we should do something ...? And what ...? A dare isn’t a thing ...is it? I mean, it's not like we dragged her ass out here and threw her over. Maybe if we drop a bunch of bright float-y things we can watch  where they go ...see where they wash up.  I say we call 911. I say we get the fuck outta’ here before I pee in my pants.  I think I just did.

Miranda

Ferdinand and Miranda meet in one of the many canyons.  He's shipwrecked and wandering aimlessly. “Welcome to the island of Tabula Rasa!" Miranda anounces. "If it's civilization you're looking for, well ... I'm afraid you won't find it.  Just  Prospera and myself.  But she is very wise.  A sorcerer you know. She says: ‘human beings are very adaptable’. It's kinda' her mantra. You’ll see. Follow me. We can go to the lagoon. The water is very healing.  The mist is rising. Do you like Mangoes? We gather them ourselves. Come with me ...you’ll see." A mynah bird lands on Miranda’s shoulder ..repeating the words: “Pay attention ... Pay attention.” Prospera taught all the birds to say that … a reminder to be present.